What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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