Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
what the fuck happened to the tacos
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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