Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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