Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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