That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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