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• (419): View more from Ohio

  with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Da na na, na na naa

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  We should reintroduce naked Mondays

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement

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• (845): View more from New York

  Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  don't judge my taste in strippers

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.

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