she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!