do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
where are you?
Hypothermia
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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