Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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