Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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