don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Drake has all the answers
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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