guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
two words: eviction party
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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