Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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