Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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