Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
My bed smells like the plague
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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