You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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