I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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