I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Just high enough for therapy.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
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