He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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