how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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