I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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