I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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