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I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.

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(954): View more from Florida

Your an asshole

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Actually, it's "you're an asshole"

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My point exactly

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(317): View more from Indiana

i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick

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(773): View more from Illinois

When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.

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(407): View more from Florida

he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night

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(845): View more from New York

He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.

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(954): View more from Florida

He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.

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(313): View more from Michigan

What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans

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