I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
