i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
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So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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