I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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