idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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