I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize