So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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