hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
bring money and cleavage
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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