oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.