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for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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