Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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