I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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