so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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