Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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