She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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