Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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