Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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