just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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