So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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