The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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