he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Randomize
