How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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