The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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