I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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