Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
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