you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
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i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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