I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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