I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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