we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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