I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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