yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I am available for nakedness
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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