Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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