Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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