I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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