his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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